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Everything I know in life I learned from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

For those people who refer everything to our favorite friends Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and Ross.

- Never use ''We were on abreak" as an excuse

- Remember it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a BIG deal!

- Everybody has a lobster

- Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank- For more space in the bed, use the ''hug and roll''technique

- Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends

- You can do a lot with just cups and ice

- Always say the right name atthe altar

- Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers.

- ''man bags'' ARENT manly

- Dont count 'mississippily' when in a tanning booth.

- ''How you doin' ''NEVER fails

- If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.

- Never let a monkey near a TV remote.

- Only in prision do they 'cup' whilst measuring for pants

- It's not smelly cats fault

- Alwaysread make-up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages FRONT AND BACK!

- You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80swhere it belongs.

- A nap with your best friend could be thebest nap you've ever had

- Never let slip to a child that they are in fact adopted

- Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

- There is no such thing as shark porn

- Your first name is notyour family name

- Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women.

- A 'Day of Fun' is a good way to get to know someone.

- Everyone has an identical hand twin

- Eating too much meatcan cause 'meat sweats'

- It's never too late to resurrect the routine, just dont change it.

- Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names.

- It's possible to drink a gallon of milkin 10 seconds.

- When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!

- A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price

- Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit...
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