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I'm starting introduce myself, by talking about Chuck Norris. Because Chuck Norris is God, I couldn't not start with him. Some example of the power of M. Norris :
- He counted to infinity - twice.- He can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- He destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- He doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and daresit to grow.
- He played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside ofhis pants.
- He ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- He once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

So, if I hadn't talk about him, I would be dead, when you readthis.

Now, let's speak about things, which are less dangerous.

My mother is very important in my life, because she gave birth to me, she brought me up, and she fed me.
I like Sena, fromSecret Story, because, each time I look at his face, or I hear him, I'm having so much fun, and I'm laughing during a few minutes.
My favourite fiction hero is Dr. House, because I like the way he is, Ilike his so to speak, and how he behaves with people.
I like Jack Bauer too, because he is the hero of my best teacher, isn't it ?

My home is a place, where I am most of the time, it's a sweetplace, I'm feeling good when I am at it.
The school is the place, where I spend a lot of time, to learn new things, and to improve. It's also the place where I meet my friends.
The sea is a place thatrefers to the holiday, the sun, the beach, the freedom, it's a lovely place, where I would stay all day long.
Paris is the place where I'm living, and where I have my habits.

My wallet is the mostimportant objet that I have, because it's where I put my money.
My scooter is the most important thing that I have too, because it enables me to go to where I want, when I want, and quickly !
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