Everything I know in life I learned from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
For those people who refer everything to our favorite friends Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and Ross.
- Never use ''We were on abreak" as an excuse
- Remember it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a BIG deal!
- Everybody has a lobster
- Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank- For more space in the bed, use the ''hug and roll''technique
- Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends
- You can do a lot with just cups and ice
- Always say the right name atthe altar
- Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers.
- ''man bags'' ARENT manly
- Dont count 'mississippily' when in a tanning booth.
- ''How you doin' ''NEVER fails
- If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.
- Never let a monkey near a TV remote.
- Only in prision do they 'cup' whilst measuring for pants
- It's not smelly cats fault
- Alwaysread make-up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages FRONT AND BACK!
- You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80swhere it belongs.
- A nap with your best friend could be thebest nap you've ever had
- Never let slip to a child that they are in fact adopted
- Meat is not an ingredient in trifle
- There is no such thing as shark porn
- Your first name is notyour family name
- Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women.
- A 'Day of Fun' is a good way to get to know someone.
- Everyone has an identical hand twin
- Eating too much meatcan cause 'meat sweats'
- It's never too late to resurrect the routine, just dont change it.
- Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names.
- It's possible to drink a gallon of milkin 10 seconds.
- When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!
- A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price
- Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit...
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