Problèmes économiques internations
Introduction :
Two young girls meet on a market to buy a dress for a wedding.
On the other side, a Grandmother came with her grandson.
The two girls are going to practice their talent of comother about the annoying Granny.
1st girl : Hello / Good morning !
(to the other girl) :I want the bouquet to remind my dress’ color.
2nd girl : Ok ! So finally you’ve chosen a dress ! What color is yours ?
1st girl : Mine is white with yellow ribbons, so I would like yellow tulips or daffodils.
2nd girl : Ok great ! I’ve chosen a black one, do they sell black flowers ?
1st girl : A black one ?! Why ? We’re invited to a wedding, not funerals ! Black is not your color at all ! You’re a lot more sexy in a red dress !
(the granny takes the last black bouquet)
2nd girl : Well, too late, look at this granny ! She’s taking the last black bouquet.
(the two girls are starring at the old woman)
Granny : Please Sir, may I have the price of theses wonderful flowers you have?
Salesperson : £30 Madame, package included !
Granny : What ? Are you serious young man ? Do you believe I’m going to pay £30 for a bouquet of roses ?
Salesperson : Well, they’re beautiful roses from Amsterdam, and they’ve arrived this morning !
Granny : Amsterdam ! Can’t you sell roses from England ? You youngsters have no care for the values anymore !
Salesperson : Madame, please, look at these wonderful petals, don’t you think it’s woth it ? And this color… !
Granny : Yes I agree, it’s exactly the color of my curtains, and I love matching colors in my dining room. And imagine if it rains, they’ll ruined !
(blablabla…)
1st girl : Oh did you hear her, she takes our flowers and then tells her whole life.
2nd girl : Who does she think she is ! Old people always complain about everything, can’t they stop referring to their time ?
1st girl : Yes, it’s like my neighbour who keeps on talking about the weather ! I’ve already been late at work because of