Anglais

Introduction :
Two young girls meet on a market to buy a dress for a wedding.
On the other side, a Grandmother came with her grandson.
The two girls are going to practice their talent of comother about the annoying Granny.

1st girl : Hello / Good morning !
(to the other girl) :I want the bouquet to remind my dress’ color.

2nd girl : Ok ! So finally you’ve chosen a dress ! What color is yours ?

1st girl : Mine is white with yellow ribbons, so I would like yellow tulips or daffodils.

2nd girl : Ok great ! I’ve chosen a black one, do they sell black flowers ?

1st girl : A black one ?! Why ? We’re invited to a wedding, not funerals ! Black is not your color at all ! You’re a lot more sexy in a red dress !

(the granny takes the last black bouquet)

2nd girl : Well, too late, look at this granny ! She’s taking the last black bouquet.

(the two girls are starring at the old woman)

Granny : Please Sir, may I have the price of theses wonderful flowers you have?

Salesperson : £30 Madame, package included !

Granny : What ? Are you serious young man ? Do you believe I’m going to pay £30 for a bouquet of roses ?

Salesperson : Well, they’re beautiful roses from Amsterdam, and they’ve arrived this morning !

Granny : Amsterdam ! Can’t you sell roses from England ? You youngsters have no care for the values anymore !

Salesperson : Madame, please, look at these wonderful petals, don’t you think it’s woth it ? And this color… !

Granny : Yes I agree, it’s exactly the color of my curtains, and I love matching colors in my dining room. And imagine if it rains, they’ll ruined !
(blablabla…)

1st girl : Oh did you hear her, she takes our flowers and then tells her whole life.

2nd girl : Who does she think she is ! Old people always complain about everything, can’t they stop referring to their time ?

1st girl : Yes, it’s like my neighbour who keeps on talking about the weather ! I’ve already been late at work because of