Le facteur
William : Hello, what's your name ?
Alex: I'm James Morisson and I'm 22 years old.
Pierre : Well, where do you come from ?
Alex : I'm from Liverpool.
Clement : What's your job ?
Alex : I'm a plumber.
Clement : Oh ! that's great ! I love plumbers! They are so muscular and beautiful.
Alex : Yeah, Thanks you...
Clement : But why aren't you Portuguese ? Plumbers are Portuguese, aren't they ?
Alex : No they're not !! I'm English. Clement : That's a shame...
William : Alright... So. Well, what are you going to show us ?
Alex : I'm going to show you some magic tricks.
Pierre : Ok, when you like.
Show
Clement : Wow ! That was incredible ! What a talent ! How long have you been practising this ?
Alex : Well, that's my first time in front of many people but I've been practising for 2 years.
William et Pierre se regardent.
William : Is it a joke ? It's completly uninteresting and boring. It's not a talent ! A kid can do the same.
Pierre : I completly agree with my friend. There is nothing spectacular in those tricks.
Clement : No that was pretty good! I really like it ! I think you really have your place in this show.
William : No ! No ! No ! I can't believe you like it, Oh my gosh I will never let you pass !
Pierre : Oh ! Oh easy ! Calm down I agree it was not awesome but there is no need to get excited.
Clement : So what shall we do ?
William : I say NO !!
Clement : I really like it and I want to see you again.
Pierre : Well I'm really sorry but I didn't really like it. It's better for you to go home and train harder. I'm sorry, you did not pass the audition.
William : I want you to never come back please ! I don't want to see you anymore.
Clement : He was GOOD! would you shut up just 10 secondes please.
William : He wasn't ! I've lost my time with him.
William et Clément se disputent
Pierre : Can you Stop