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hailed a hackney cab on its way to a neighboring stand, and jumped into it with an air of affected indifference. This departure was a balm to the hearts of the other two lads, who had been somewhat uneasy as to meeting the victim of their practical joke. "Well, gentlemen, what ails you that you are standing there with your arms folded?" said Monsieur Guillaume to his three neophytes. "In former days, bless you, when I was in Master Chevrel's service, I should have overhauled more than two pieces

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to appear on Twitter. Should I include my location here? Maybe, but it's not critical and might localize my brand too much That's a very simple format: three one- or two-word phrases that describe who you are or what you do, followed by a short joke to finish it off. If you wanted to create a bio like this, you don't have to do any more than fill in these blanks: “[Professional description 1], [Professional description 2] and [Professional description 3] who likes to [Personal description.]” A

understands. THELMA Your name's Harlan? I got an uncle named Harlan! HARLAN You do? Is he a funny uncle? 'Cause if he is, then he and I got somethin' in common. Harlan laughs. Thelma laughs, too, but doesn't really get the joke. Louise does not laugh. LOUISE (to Harlan) I don't mean to be rude, but I've got something I need to talk to my friend about. In private. HARLAN Aw, I understand. I didn't mean to bother ya. It's just hard not to notice

"Critique du jugement" ] "La liberté, c'est de pouvoir choisir celui dont on sera l'esclave." [ Jeanne Moreau ] "L'art de savoir ne rien faire est une discipline extrêmement laborieuse." [ Pierre Léger, extrait d’ "Embarke mon amour, c'est pas une joke" ] Les citations du Monde 49 "Les hommes sont comme les animaux : les gros mangent les petits et les petits les piquent." [ Voltaire ] "Laissez-vous entraîner par le courant de la vie... sans arme ni bagage." [ Anthony de Mello : "Sans arme ni

un propos très différent, souvent enrichissant. Il est évidemment plus difficile de prendre la parole après les premiers. L’essentiel a généralement été dit. Il faut sans doute tenter d’attirer l’attention, trouver une « accroche », un « starting joke » comme disent les américains, en évitant si possible le ridicule. Que de fois le propos commence par l’observation que l’on s’associe à tout ce qui a été dit, pour y revenir cependant ou ajouter un élément 16 - P.-Y. Gautier, Eloge du rhéteur,

within a few feet of a human. Yet I could almost reach out and touch this one. Finally, Lisa announced what everyone was thinking. “Well, Tom, it looks like God has a message for you.” I shook my head and negated the whole weird scene with some inane joke. The hawk stayed a while longer before taking off and disappearing back into the heavens. I was quick to make sure everyone knew I didn’t really believe in superstition. Then Bob said, “One man’s superstition is another man’s insight.” We all laughed

"Critique du jugement" ] "La liberté, c'est de pouvoir choisir celui dont on sera l'esclave." [ Jeanne Moreau ] "L'art de savoir ne rien faire est une discipline extrêmement laborieuse." [ Pierre Léger, extrait d’ "Embarke mon amour, c'est pas une joke" ] Les citations du Monde 49 "Les hommes sont comme les animaux : les gros mangent les petits et les petits les piquent." [ Voltaire ] "Laissez-vous entraîner par le courant de la vie... sans arme ni bagage." [ Anthony de Mello : "Sans arme

The revolutionary wave reaches the Libyan shore mething: they built a huge bridge so that the revolution could go from Tunisia straight to Egypt without touching Libyan soil”. History proved us wrong. Early in February, I was told the following joke: “Finally, the regime has achieved so­ Partly, the events that initiated the uprising were the consequence of a domino effect, sparked by popular uprisings in Tunisia and Egypt. Of course, motives and claims were not synonymous, but in many ways